Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't backpedal now!

Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay?

The only reason I mentioned her at all was to

I know but it's $300 dollars roundtrip, it's blood money!

Fuckin'-A right, it's not like New York. Out here you can avoid trouble.

C'mon. man. If you're wearing a suit,

like they were giving sitcoms out to stand-ups at the airport here.

What do you say, man?

Just like that.

Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room, so come on out and meet up with us.

Okay, just tuck 'em under, just like this.

There you two are.

but fuck her, man- you gotta get on with your life.

Dead heat after one hole. It's turning into quite a rivalry.

I'm glad you came out tonight. It's good to see you.

- Yeah! Vegas! Vegas! - Vegas, baby. Vegas!

Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.

I mean, you're telling me that your life sucks.

You start talkin' to 'em about puppy dogs and ice cream...

I keep thinking of my girlfriend.

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Stop. Don't. Don't, don't.

No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay?

No. I know. I know.

I'm not going to Vegas.

It's just that I get like this thing where I want

You better replace the pin, Chi Chi. The natives look restless.

It's like you're in on some kind of secret, you know?

Some modeling agency. I don't know. Whatever.

Maybe a Glen Burnie... any Glen.

I want you to run along, 'cause I'll be timing you.

- They're a finesse team, bro. - They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score.

Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.

All right, listen. I took out $300, but I'm only betting with 100.

I finally hold up my finger, like give me a minute here.

What do you drive?

I'll be around.

They're watching you when you drive up.

I just called to say that I had a great time...

Would that-T, would that be the money?

DARREN, YOU ARE SO MONEY, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.

He said, "I saw big brother come in here." Fuckin' great, right?

Disney land baby!

- Uh-huh. - Yeah.

- Wow. - What's going-

With the cigar?

I just called 'cause it sounded like your machine might've cut me off...

- You have to lay it on the table. - I don't want to bet it all.

What do you mean, like you didn't want to jinx it?

We might also check out Swing Night at the El Rey.

So, okay? Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.

Changing 300. Three hundred.

Winona, Baby! Winona!

This is Merton. We call him Double Down

Against the computer with the offsides off

Now the trick is we gotta look like we don't need

- Yeah? Which one? - Groucho.

an obscure French philosophical reference?

Baby, you are so scoundrel, and you don't even know it.

You ever been to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico?

you are so funny, and you don't even know it

I just wanna know what the advantages are.

Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch! You're a fuckin' bitch!

It could work. I'm serious.

- And it's shivering. - You got the fucking claws!

That's so bad. I'm sorry.

I totally mentioned her. I totally mentioned you.

That's great, man.

Michael, is he clean? I want to see him!

You have no messages.

I been hatin' myself for the last few days.

Just orange juice.

Shut the fuck up, Sue!

- Why not? - It's a rebound.

Yeah, I'm listening.

If and when I get a real gig, I'll give you a call. How's that?

- You don't recognize her? - Mike, I don't know.

Yeah. I think, you know what, man? We're gonna go to Vegas. And...

I've been doing very well. Thank you. Thank you...

that gorilla's dead anyway.

- Give it up for Mike. - Look, I-

And he said I looked just like her.

God, I sound like such a schoolgirl. It's just, they have this thing, okay?

Oh, so you haven't told them yet.

Oh, Mike, please! You're the fun-lovin', outgoing party guy...

213-555-4679. That's it. Just wanna leave my number.

Oh, you're a comedian.

You know, and half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing...

I should have said renaissance. Age of enlightenment. I...

You asshole! What... Didn't you see Boyz N the Hood?

- My pleasure. - How you doin', man?

Me: I can’t go golfing. It’s a Monday, have so much going on at work…

Shut the fuck up!

Oh, yeah-No, I mean, he would want to with you. Sure. I mean, if he...

What, are you nuts?

You gotta get off this respect kick.

You know, part of the reason that I moved out here

That's what my friends said. But...

- Nikki. - Nikki. Thank you, Nikki.

You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out.

Don't give me that shit. You know exactly what you lost. What'd you drop?

Okay. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

Tarantino completely bites everything from Scorsese.

You know, I mean not counting what happened on the first table.

Okay. I'll hit there. Okay.

Always double down on 11