Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- And you know what he said? - What? What?
See, baby, it's not that hard.
- We're goin' to Vegas tonight. - What are you talkin' about, Vegas?
Mike, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time?
Don't apologize for it.
They fuckin' love T, man. That boy can talk.
I'm gonna bring an old friend from back home. He just moved out here.
Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!
It's a starring role. I practiced for like a week. Right?
What the fuck?
Everybody steals from everybody. That's movies.
- I don't think she liked me anyway. - Oh Mike, I'm tellin' you, man.
Okay.
You're so... you're so money, and you don't even know it.
The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on.
I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for super fan number 99 over here.
How good am I doin'?
Right.
Vegas, baby. Vegas.
We're gonna meet our honeys soon. Alright?
We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on.
Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11?
Any way, and also, sorry to call so late...
I grew up in L.A. … … Anaheim.
my man spent on that Vegas movie?
- Midnight. - Midnight.
You have to put things in perspective.
If you meet a girl in a bar and you talk to her...
It's just I... I'm not attracted to them.
- They don't know any better. - Do you know how stupid that sounds?
- How you doin' tonight? - Hey, Gary.
I don't think I've ever met her before. I would definitely remember this one.
Vegas.
Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail, Michael.
Excuse me.
And if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water...
- No. - Yeah.
Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just, call me when you get in?
Keep the waters comin'.
No, I'm across the street. Yeah.
- Shit. - Mommy's big boy.
Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around
- All right. - How you doin', man?
So the only difference is if I
of Tina Yothers, you know, from Family Ties.
No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other
Oh, who's your representation back East?
for at least five minutes.
or how their dad can't show 'em affection.
waiting two days to reply is industry standard but three days is kinda money
and that you wanna party.
Why do you think they put the instant replay in the game? So you can see if it’s bull shit!
Oh, let's see, I'll have the Toucan.
Ummm I don’t want to bet it all…
Actually, I haven't heard an official "no" yet.
There's the rub? There's the rub.
You guys are assholes. Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals.
- How you been? Good to see you. - Hey, good to see you.
but, really, he had his own things going on.
I don't talk about her that much.
Hold on.
Oh, no, no, it's totally cool, man.
It's red. I have a... It's a red [COROLLA].
DNA to Logo is industry standard but logo to DNA is kinda money
Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and
You know, no harm done.
the shit, then they give us shit for free.
It's like, "Mom, hi. I didn't get that pilot.
Just fuckin' move it.
You're the big winner in more ways than one.
Sorry about what happened at the Dresden, man.
It was six months ago, and she didn't leave me.
- Over easy. - I'll be back with the coffee.
What about now? Is she looking now?
Gretzky's a little bitch.
- See that? He's being funny. - Whatever.
I just want to know if you might want to go with me.
The guy working the camera, you know,
- I think about you every day. - Really?
Nice.
Gordy
Well, yeah. It wasn't that simple, but...
Excellent.
In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
How 'bout now? Is she looking over here now?
and you look like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit.
No.
Maybe a Weekend Vibes…any hazy.
They'll probably fall all over themselves for
- 'Cause I... - So what do you do, Trent?
I'm sure she'll call.
- Double down. - What?
- What does he do? - He's trying to be an actor.
You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want.
Who's the big winner?
- Budweiser. - A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud.
- And you said "double down." - Double down.
of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.
This is definitely a step back for me.
I thought you'd appreciate that.
But the kind of crying that's like we're trying not to cry.
Dude, get the fuck off me. I'm not kidding.
- Set the game up. - Great times.
See, that's what I'm trying to tell you, baby.
- You think she's coming back here? - Baby, I know she's coming back here.