Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, the new places down on the strip,
- No, it's all right. - It's just that, you know-
Why are we going to a bar at 10:00?
- How're you doin', guys? - Hey, boys.
- Vegas, baby Vegas! - What do you mean, Vegas?
You know what- Oh, Jesus Christ. That's all I need.
Mikey, I'm telling you, man. I was money.
Ah. How rude of me. I never... I never gave you... the tour.
- I host an open mike there. - No.
I'm telling you, Shane, you always double down on an 11.
You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
You really think they don't know?
It's red. I have a... It's a red Cavalier.
It didn't.
I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.
But that was pretty, Sue. Check this out on the instant replay.
Hey, there she is, the most special lady in town, right?
You're better off without this girl. You gotta trust me on this, Mike.
… wwwow…
Don't remind me.
Well, that's what I heard.
She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
I heard he drives a carriage around Central Park or something.
I'm gonna tell you something, T. Are you listening?
I'll have the pancakes and the age of enlightenment, please.
I never get to play.
I figured, they make movies in LA, not in Wisconsin, so I moved here.
Oh, she didn't see that.
- So what's the difference? - There is no difference right now.
- But Moms keeps asking me. - Boy, does it hurt when they ask.
- What? She smiled. - That's not cool, man.
I need to...
Then he says to me... He says, "Trent, I gotta be honest with you.
- Hey guys, let's just take the front. - We don't gotta wait in line.
You start talking to 'em about, you know, puppy dogs and ice cream.
We're gonna be up five "hundy" by midnight!
No, she's not looking at you, dude.
- Is that right? - Well, I don't know if it's true.
Do you know what I mean? Like we're not trying to... whatever. It was very cool.
- Then ask her where you met her. - Yeah.
- Is that okay? - Yeah.
- I thought I was gonna die. - Oh, God.
Why, so you can sit around your stuffy apartment beating yourself up over it?
Could we get out of here, alright? Because I'm not gonna pay for a room.
Not funny, okay?
Well, neither is acting, not if you're serious about it.
You know. All that shit.
It just makes me sick.
- Fine, I guess. How are you? - Good.
You're not sure where he's coming from, okay? You're a bad man.
You’re growns up!
They're gonna give Daddy the Rain Man suite. You dig that?
You don't think he would want to?
I call my agent up. She says, "Trent, they asked for you specifically."
I didn't even want it. I just wanted to order it.
Do you ever play out here? I'd love to see you sometime.
Would you like to have some breakfast this morning, ma'am?
Renaissance. It went over her head.
She's got her own life to deal with, man, and that's in New York.
That's great. Isn't that funny?
- But you gotta be cool. - I'm cool, baby, I'm cool.
You bring something nice to wear.
- Then you can't drink. - Why not?
Yeah, well. Two's enough not to look anxious.
And it's one of these Hollywood clubs and there's no sign.
Anyway, I probably should have waited two days.
Darren baby...you're so money and don't even know it!
THis is hal. We call him double down.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna ask you a simple question, and I want you to listen to me.
And I say to him, "Well, how old exactly is the role of brother?"
What the fuck did you want me to do, man?
That went plenty nice, baby. You're up 20 bucks.
- Thank you so much! - Why not? By all means.
By the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money."
- You never even mentioned me? - Very pretty girl.
Who’s the BIG Winner?
No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike?
So I finished reading with her.
Six years.
Waiting two days to respond is sorta industry standard But I think three days is kinda money
Check it out his heads bleeding
I know!
Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It's the best part of the old version.
What kind of a car do you drive?
No. You know what, have you gotten laid...
Just watch old T-bone there and learn.
Big fuckin' deal.
She likes you.
You're fuckin' makin' me sick! You want to kiss me!
to find and have no sign.
Can't make any more excuses for myself.
Is that okay? Yeah. Is that okay? Yeah.
I don't remember you ever leaving long enough to make a phone call to anybody.
I mean, not for six years or anything, but I've been there.
- No. - Why not?
- No, no, no, no, wait. - Yeah, yeah.
You wake up every day, it hurts a little bit less...
It's gonna be a lay-up.
She didn't like me, okay? I made a fool of myself.
Gentlemen, out of Glenfiddich.