Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I revised my syllabus for the spring semester.
Tonight, I'm seeing her again.
But, this time, no mercy. I don't care how long it takes--
the Spokane National Bank Building.
I lost my ice cream!
Not a beekeeper.
Yeah, she was.
That's beer!
so I'll know he's coming. Got it?
- Styrofoam trees! - That's the spirit.
It's the last thing I want to do when I get home.
major league baseball's all-time hit leader,
Dude, you're killing me.
Now, gather 'round.
Ted, you've got promise.
and your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive.
I'm going to be a life coach.
but I'm not building it.
Oh, my God. Incredible.
I just pulled an all-nighter!
Okay, I may have exaggerated that last one,
Druthers just thinks someone stole his ball.
but then I noticed you...
What does his ball have to do with anything?
# She showed me very nice... #
What? No. We had sex yesterday.
Ted, didn't you tell me they need a new assistant in your office?
You weren't kidding. It really does look like a giant penis.
That’s a minion!
B-plus.
Well, I just found this note.
That's a penis!
Everybody get in here now!