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Just let it go, man. You're making things worse.
What? You gonna cry?
Who wants espresso?
That's a penis
Sounds to me like she could be a cougar.
or open alimony checks.
Then you're fired.
I think I figured out what I want to be when I grow up.
Lily stole my boss' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose.
to decide he's homesick,
That's a pig.
You said you wanted Hammond Druthers.
You didn't budget your time well,
a customer at Big Wave Luau.
Oh. You know what, Ted?
You claim to have so much sex.
Now, as most of you know,
Well, not unless he somehow passed all his licensing exams.
You didn't tame the cougar. You just made her angrier.
Fine we listen to you sing We will untie you later the
days, weeks, half a year.
I mean I stand by what I did, Ted.
Let her go.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
signed three times by Pete Rose in your desk drawer?
Good one, sir.
What? What's gone?
Give him his ball back right now.
Hmm... C-minus.
You should feel proud.
to captivate her prey.