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You and Barney joined the Army for three years?
takes his physical examination.
Feet? Mine are so numb I forgot I had them.
That's you, Fred.
The moon?
But we're transferring out of this cavalry right now.
Look at all the craters.
Especially after he bought the paint.
It's one of the rules in the contest I'm in.
Sorry, Charlie.
I wonder how they found two brave guys like that?
Company, halt!
Gee, what a nice general.
You don't understand. This whole thing is a big mistake.
I'll be home in three years.
Now, let's have it again, Fred.
How are we going to get back to read about it?
Men. I guess no woman really understands them.
Three years!
How do they always manage to bollix things up, Betty?
All right, where do I go?
- Anything else? - Only the physical.
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