Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

75 Main Street sounds right.

There's spilt milk. I laugh at spilt milk.

I'm sorry, Madam, but that will be impossible.

Welcome to the Army!

And now, gentlemen, we shall conduct a series of experiments...

Transfer out of the cavalry?

Yeah, hold the line.

and tell him you're the pigeons... Volunteers he asked for.

Now, don't get panicky, Fred. Stop worrying.

An officer and a gentleman...

Right. Commencing countdown.

Every school kid will read about us in their history books.

We interrupt this program for a special announcement.

Yes, isn't it exciting?

Gives you a funny feeling, being the first man on the moon.

And a-one, and a-two, and play!

to test your reactions under certain peculiar conditions.

What are they doing up here on the moon?

You're welcome, Mrs. Flintstone. Goodbye.

Reaction to gravity: Normal.

I've noticed that, sir, so I'll ask the men again.

I see. Where does he take the examination?

I can just see them now...

That's on all insurance policies.

How come you're getting a physical, Fred?

- Hiya, fellas. - Hiya, soldiers!

That's why we're here.

You're the first guys we ever got off the ground.