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for your long‐lost sense of humor.
"No more four‐hour lunches, Carol.
I don't speak angry‐as‐shit...Mandarin?
‐ Actually,
Pretty sure I have the world's first
we trigger the halon system,
‐ Great.
‐ Why the hell you started without me?
Are you starting to feel a...fatal attraction?
[clicks]
"who cares"‐ness. ‐ Things have changed.
‐ It's a dry plane.
usually has a killer right hook,
‐ No.
‐ How, when I have to park, like, a gajillion miles away
♪ ♪
‐ Thanks to you, Sterling just zapped himself to death
‐ The hell kind of girls' prison
not offering.
Got it. Mmm.
‐ Problem? [laughs]
‐ [laughs] Right?
[elevator door dings]
[dramatic music]
‐ Really getting killed out there.
"No more personal calls, Cheryl.
Feeling a little frisky.
it's not really eggs Woodhouse, now, is it?
[dial tone]
it's kind of turned to shit.
‐ I was just about to suggest
‐ And yet, you kept coming back for more,
now that you can use the... ‐ A‐da‐da...
this was all covered in the damn briefing.
Hold your damn horses.
It was pretty clear to the rest of us.
‐ Hardly. Win Li: You!