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‐ [gasps] guard: Hey, asshole!
But yes, thank you for asking.
‐ Archer! ‐ What?
[bell dings]
‐ [laughs] It's a little thing called "being on timing"‐ness.
[main title theme]
In your sick little world,
‐ [laughs] Wait, what?
‐ And more importantly,
Okay, I'll see you in Kiev. [hangs up]
I guess that means I don't have to do this.
Why wouldn't I? ‐ Oh, well,
as a drunk moron.
‐ Jesus Christ, Archer.
[bell dings] Wait, Lana, shut up.
[dramatic music]
‐ It's called undercover.
‐ I must say, your fighter has been quite impressive.
But you haven't seen the last of Conway Stern!
‐ In my coma, we were in space,
[gunfire]
[dramatic music]
It was pretty space great.
‐ Pam, you're drunk. ‐ [laughs]
the world's first black belt in tax law?
‐ Tum‐tum feeling better?
‐ Absolutely not! Krieger: Aww.
‐ [taunting in Chinese]
You hear me?
‐ Pam... [spits tooth]
[belches] Oh, wait, that's better.
‐ No, it's more like...
it will literally end up inside your...
who, side note, is basically begging
Why don't I have one in my ear?
but if you scratch that cane,