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You're studying on council time.
All right.
Me sitting alone after cooking bad chicken
Well if he’s doing that bad maybe he’s in line for another promotion
Well, then my mentor suggested that I move into equities.
It’s tough keeping your feet dry When you’re kicking in a skull
He was with Brandt-Leland for a while.
What did you say?
...I am happy to tell you that Eddie Sherman...
...when you're kicking in a skull.
-I bust my hump every day. -Relax.
Eat, eat! You’re skin and bones!
Jerry. Old school.
- Yes, Mr. Curry. - You've been in there for 47 minutes.
Well, I don't think I wanna date a mentor whose protÈgÈ is a hack.
I made him director of corporate development.
How do you avoid rigmarole and what makes it so rigmaroley
I'm not familiar with it. You'll have to explain it.
No breaks. I feel reborn. I'm like a phoenix rising from Arizona.
No. No! I’ll never play baytree again!
I'm the absolute worst. The worst, Sobo
Hey, Copernicus.
It's a cold night. The mind races.
As a matter of fact, that bear is the only reason that I'm here.
I suck
No. No. I'll never cook again.
-It's dry. -That's the way I always make it.
Old school
Have you seen his act? He's got a 1 2-minute bit about Ovaltine.
Did you follow the recipe?
You gonna join us for dinner? The duck here is the best.
Would the protÈgÈ pick up stuff for the mentor?
...that maybe we shouldn't see each other for a while.
Let's Just Replace Hail Of Shrapnel And Scar Tissue...
X X
So, what did you say?
I’m swinging to the sweet sounds of rickshaw managrment
In my mind, there's a war still going on.
I can't churn out that pointless drivel anymore.
I’m tired of the reposting of memes from the old group.
Well, I like Gabe Kaplan.