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...who's taken me under her wing.
-Well, why are you going? -I'm not. I'm running it.
I don't think I wanna date a protÈgÈ whose mentor is a Costanza.
Steinbrenner wants everyone in the front office...
We're back baby!
As we marched north, our supply lines were getting thin.
Actually, I was kind of thinking...
THE BEST, JERRY, THE BEST!
Reading for the Blind. They can get any book on tape.
You can't park here!
Hey Copernicus Europeans couldn't do arithmetic until the 13th century
With a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet.
Well, if he's doing that bad, maybe he's in line for another promotion.
Farm to Table Jokes That’s Gold, Uncle Mike, Gold
-So get this book on tape. -You can't. It's a textbook.
That is what I should do. I should promote him.
Wait! You can't quit! You're all I've got!
Come join us. We can pull up a chair.
Listen, I gotta get some reading done. You mind if I do this here?
He got two minutes into that Ovaltine thing...
The recipe was for four to six people.
You're sure, with your schedule, you'd have time to take on a protÈgÈ?
-Alrighty? -Wait.
You're Watching Maternal On Acorn TV You're Watching Whistable Pearls On Acorn TV
Happy........birthday
Something very bad happened.
...is no longer writing for this catalog.
I just need someone who can give me some kind of direction.
No! No, I’ll never play Baytree again!
-Hey, Bania. -Did you hear what happened?
No breaks!