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Those words sound made up.
Oh, man.
because she kept asking stupid questions like,
I'm naming her Poko,
I know, but, Neva, it's safer to not go alone.
Not weird. Pretty racist, though.
It also included working
we all got together and figured
Hoo, man!
You mean a white guy who smells of cheap liquor?
But what deeper purpose does my existence serve?
[serene music]
we're supposed to fight off a team of poachers
Ugh. Not this again.
smart light bulbs and thermostats.
so I could shut it off.
CEREBRUS: Yes, Dr. God.
CEREBRUS: It will not be long now.
Do you think it's normal to feel like that?
CEREBRUS: Attention. This is the Cerebrus System.
I think I should handle this guy on my own.
So it's cool for us to use weapons?
as the upgrade cost.
for coming on such short notice.
Really getting a Mogambovibe.
Perhaps the victims ate pineapple before we killed them.
Uh-oh. Seen it a million times.
maybe we'll revisit this in a more positive headspace.
[laughs]
BOTH: But effective!
Since Africa is nothing like Berkeley, where I'm from,
I speak six languages.
Speaking of satellite phones,
-Thank you. -Wait a minute.
Sorry. You're not my type.
Better. We have tons of options.
I didn't. I'm the distraction.
It's like the system won't respond to my voice command.
-No one. -Nobody?
Cheap?
That's what great about interns.
She's not allowed to speak
GUILLERMO: It's fine!
-Those were gold. -Yeah...
to make your path easier.
and then it was my work at the agency.