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Oh, that's my wife, Claire.
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!
What are you trying to say?
I'm not panicking. All right, try to relax.
You never, ever-
Let's just call Gloria and have her deal with it, okay?
And then, my needs- my needs come second. Your needs right now...
Um, this particular woman-
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
Can I be on the bottom now? Yep.
Oh, really, Cam. You never mentioned that before.
I will handle this, okay?
Now, it's fine.
Okay, fine. If it'll prove to you...
I got into it with Gloria a little bit. Oh, no. What happened?
I'm gonna have to, uh, call you back.
And then one of the Transformers- And then it-
You know, if I can put up with those, you can put up with a piece of art.
Oh- But you know what? There's no need to apologize.
He's not a guest. He works for us.
Oh, is there any better feeling in the world than having your ears flap in the wind?
What happened? Who's in trouble?
Couple that with the cutoff jeans- And you were asking about the weather, weren't you?
[Claire] Haley's off in her own world.
I didn't put my hands on your stuff.
- Ay, no. My bracelet got caught a little bit here. - Well, don't panic.
If it wasn't you, who was it? [Door Opens]
Oh, she's probably a little young anyway.
Okay, Dad, good talk. See you later.
Oh, one of my favorite childhood memories was attending the Moscow Marionette Theater.