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Ay, I would love to spend more time with her...
You know, when I was your age, I couldn't hit a balloon with a bat...
Wha... What are you doing with dad's wine?
- 'Cause he's old.
He didn't stop for the screaming sailor in a tree?
Stop! That's ours! We're up here!
- No, no, no. You're rocking the boat! - I got Claire! I got Claire!
I... I wanna have another baby.
but I have to go to the mall to get Jay's gift for his birthday.
Really?
You mean since dinner?
With time out for a gourmet lunch.
Some of the interviews I did didn't turn out so well.
- We could do that. - Yeah.
Yeah. I just bet you need some time in a batting cage.
Then we can run down and grab the phone really quick.
- What are you two doing here? - Shopping for tonight.
Jay!
That stupid dog next door!
I didn't think anything of it until other people started making the same mistake.
My best birthday memory: I'm a teenager...
Whipple! - Bless you.
Maybe if I put this underneath, then it won't, like, show...
Well, you're pretending to be something you're not. Boys do that for girls.
Honey, have I told you how lucky I am?