Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How does he stop?
About how another one Of your relatives
I just wish someone Would send me some damn roses.
How gullible Doth the think i am?
Come here. Woody, listen to me For a minute.
Oh, yes!
His real name Isn't edward.
Listen, honey, i'm sorry I couldn't come home.
Where eddie is, It's still going on.
It's my second Wedding anniversary.
You've been carrying around A gift from your mother For 10 years?
Hey, wow,
This is not gambling.
Hey! Whoa! Where you going? What is that about?
Sure, but you got To remember me.
Just go on back to your Sad, pathetic lives.
P.S. I'm writing This in the nude."
I always sat Right behind First base,
Sammy, you know I can do it.
Oh, dear. Guess who.
You end up either losing money Or taking it from friends.
We play A little game here,
Well, turns out The only reason
From parental embraces
Listen, honey, I got to go.
Oh, that eddie.
Ah. That is Hysterical.