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Dad?
I just don't want to be alone.
♪ Don't bring me down, I pray ♪
Oh,
If I did or said something to upset you, I apologize.
(gasps)Which gives me another way to punish them,
Good! Go!
Now you're the one sounding crazy, Luci, because Earth--
Hopefully, they tear each other apart.
Nice try, Santa.
Could we just hold each other?
And...
Oh...
(belt clatters on floor)
perhaps we should expand our circle of friends.
Right, enough of this idle chit-chat.
And proving he's the killer is the perfect way
Magnificent.
Uh, never tried pineapple and jalapeño before.
on the victim's noggin.
Maze can do things that she thinks are in my best interest
LINDA: Uh, Lucifer?
Yeah, yeah. People seemed to really like it...
Oh, wait, I know.
have you found any evidence
Where else are we gonna have sex?
You won't have to lift a finger. Let me help you.
Okay, outside now.
Years of practice, um...
The flames? Eternal damnation?
with floods and with plagues and whatnot.
Okay, so what's the big deal?
- Uh... - Oh. - (music stops)
Oh, no, but you haven't had breakfast, come on.
What, are you going on a vacation?
let patients wear belts.
What's that for?
to cut through the Gates of Heaven.
I'd rather sit at home alone,
(phone rings)
My last words were a clue.
uh, fiancé? I mean, uh, boyfriend?
God is gonna kill Lucifer,
when Azrael's blade ended up here, too.
Detective. (whoops)
(groans)
Where's Lucifer?
to set up an interview.
No, please, I have to save her.
My cell phone number's there.