Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Very good. - Let's go find you some pants.

With your pants off, of course.

Hmm-mm. He was an orderly.

Left out the killing part as well.

and I saw God Johnson heal her.

Well, then I guess I can't say as I blame you.

I just wanted to say

You can't take my belt. It's mine.

- ♪ This much is true ♪ - Ow.

Preaching to the choir, sister.

What are you talking about? We just beat Santa.

that turn out to be, well, disastrous.

CHLOE: You know, you should give a Maze a call.

I don't know. You married him.

Don't you have better things to do

You're trying to Parent Trap God and the Divine Goddess?

That's it, I'm pulling the plug.

- Meeting new people. - Are you gonna eat that?

dear old Dad, have bestowed upon me.

(sighs) For the last time, Maze, we're not having a threesome.

I know desserts aren't the only thing

But, um, but, seriously, um, I just...

Glowing, even now.

Does someone want to tell me what the hell is going on?

Time to tell me what the charade's really about.

If so, share-zies.

of bureaucratic hoops to jump through

No, I'm... (hard toast clanks on plate)

Time for your meds.

that I think Dad... sincerely misses you.

we're plotting to overthrow Him.

Not exactly, but he had it coming.

(sighs) It's just... come here.

You've got a, um...

♪ You'd be like heaven to touch... ♪

You still want to help me?

Oh, a ladder. (chuckles)

I did it to help the investigation.

Because you spoke to him without permission,

now the sword's complete, we can get on with our plan.

Buy in's ten thousand big ones.

You see, I am actually the Devil.

which is helpful, 'cause it's informative.

(cell phone beeps)

I'm referring to Maze, of course.

- I'm getting you out of here, now. - No, no, no, no.

Or someone, maybe?

...they don't normally

Um, I'm on my way to work. I'm running late.

Yeah, he can seem a bit prickly, but he's a teddy bear.

Lucifer didn't tell you.