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The Alternate Side - Seinfeld [S03E11]

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04 Dec 1991
The Alternate Side
Tom Cherones
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- A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?
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But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.
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It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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- We don't know. - Who put cookies in his mouth?
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...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.
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So vibrant she'd be spinning.
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Well, if you want to move the cars, move the cars.
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I like my Yankee bean.
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Well, he could've dropped acid when you weren't looking.
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What community? There's a community?
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Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it.
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- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.
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"Do you take this man in sickness?"
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- Well, he's not a baseball player. - Yeah, that's true.
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...are making me thirsty!
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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You raise the head, get blood to the feet.
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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.
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Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
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- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.
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I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?
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That's the guy that was here. You're the friend.
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These pretzels...
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We were walking down the block...
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