Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

as a selfless hero!
Indeed! And thank you for coming to the big unveiling!
Speak up, don't delay.
I've gotta tell you something!
This can't be the right guy!
[laughs] Always nice to see a fan.
it's that a little studio magic can make anyone a star!
Nope! All honesty is brutal.
Aww, so cute...
I don't want to be insensitive,
See? She could be brutally honest!
who saved Brighton and inspired folks
[sighs] Finally!
in the third person and he's right here,
Sara Kate Bogard
I love talent shows!
or you crush your friend with brutal honesty.
We should not have renamed that.
Okay what if I had a second, smaller statue that‐‐
[sappy ballad]
♪ Everything's a bargain at Davenports ♪
Slam dunk, Libby!
[both] Brighton's burliest man 1871 through 76!
♪ It was his sister Sally Who had heroic genes ♪
Molly! I brought help!
♪ With a toaster on sale for $29.93 ♪
I mean, why do we care about this guy?
Sponsored by the Brighton Women's Historical Society:
[gasps] Nickname status.
‐[alarm sounds] ‐[woman] Fire!
♪ Next on the program Nothing at all ♪
♪ The story of Ezekiel Is a bunch of Bull ♪
and they're not gonna count now!
No one takes slam poetry more seriously than me.