Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Maybe there's your story. -Not your story?
It's too much pressure. I'm sorry.
Today, your phone is ringing.
because she never found out who her secret admirer was.
This is not even about the world, this is about you and me.
-[crickets chirping] -[phone buzzes]
What about that girl who opened up a lemonade stand
Okay, talk soon. BoJack.
I don't care if he doesn't wanna talk to me. I'm his father. No, Lady--
Okay.
Am I the, um, "you know, woman that I work with"?
Some days it feels like you're not progressing at all, other days you think,
[BoJack's voice] Dear Diane, hello.
Fast forward to today, and it looks like I gobbled up you!
Yay! Toys Galore!
to pay for her dad's cancer treatment?
promoting unrealistic beauty standards.
Uh... [giggles nervously]
-guess who has to give you his coat. -Oh, sorry, does that inconvenience you?
But if you wanted to stay, I could make things so good for you, Diane.
Well, I'm always trying to get more girls interested in agriculture.
-[groans angrily] -But then today, I see Beverly,
-so I'll cut right to the chase. -[Guy] Oh!
Can I get you a Pepsi Cola? Or anything else from the vast Whitewhale
has tested positive for avian botulism.
That the universe has a way of looking out for us if we just stop fighting it, but...
because I would love some clarification. Am I your girlfriend?
I feel so shitty all the time.
I just don't understand why you're so into punishing yourself.
Welcome! Here at Whitewhale Consolidated Interests,
[sighs]
at the Chicago Whitewhale building tomorrow at 2:00.
Vertical Integration!
-[Diane moaning] -She's allergic.
Ezekiel cornered the market, and choked out the competition
-[Diane gasping] -[both giggling]
A small, independent start-up bought out by a huge conglomerate.
AT&T AOL Time Warner PepsiCo Haliburton Skynet Toyota Trader Joe's?
So, on the plane I was thinking,
and I had no friends and no job,
You're not gonna stop us.