Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

or taking pills, but I keep thinking about how this isn't real life.

Yayy!! Toys Galore

-was canceled on account of cyberbullying. -Wait, what are you talking about?

Microchips-- Oh, my God, you're looking at me like I'm crazy.

Well, we can still post the video.

-That's terrible! -Not for me! I'm gonna be rich!

-Look, Diane, I gotta-- -And the thing about

even though it ended up sad?

[birds chirping]

[Diane] The series is called "Crooshin' USA."

I'm not waiting for anything.

I got you on speaker. Diane's eating the best sandwich of her life.

until they had no choice but to sell to him, too!

No. You're glowing.

Flaws like that are what make you relatable to regular women.

-on their way out. -[sputters]

-I'm sorry about last night. -It's fine. Let's just watch the movie.

in a work-related accident?

And then she starts crying.

As nice as this is, I know that someday I'll have to go back to the real world.

-[phone buzzes] -From New York Times, I'm Michael Barbaro.

Your friend, BoJack.

[BoJack's voice] Dear Diane, I'm sure you are dying to know

And you're not worried it's going to get out that you killed an employee?

But I also don't know why it's so obvious that you go back to LA.

No, the mayor didn't target that neighborhood,

What if he sees me go out? Is the coast clear?

Welcome to the Whitewhale family. Everywhere you are, that's where we'll be.

-[gasps] -How'd you get started in sex trafficking?

-I'm very flattered. -Anyway, meet the gang.

I should march right back down to that front desk and tell them--

I should make another grilled cheese sandwich

You think I'm obsessed. Am I totally scaring you off right now?

Like "murdered" murdered him?

and merged it with Dow Chemical to create a new media venture called Spronk!

You could be so happy in your warm winter coat."

-Hmm. -Then he disappeared.

-[Guy mumbles] Let me see. -Did you hear

[man gasps and pants]

You summoned us here to tell your new employees about the Whitewhale Way!

Also, am I crazy or have I gotten really good at writing letters?