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You summoned us here to tell your new employees about the Whitewhale Way!
[man gasps and pants]
Hmm.
Today, your--
As nice as this is, I know that someday I'll have to go back to the real world.
You think I'm obsessed. Am I totally scaring you off right now?
Well, we can still post the video.
or taking pills, but I keep thinking about how this isn't real life.
-was canceled on account of cyberbullying. -Wait, what are you talking about?
Your friend, BoJack.
-Hmm. -Then he disappeared.
Flaws like that are what make you relatable to regular women.
even though it ended up sad?
[birds chirping]
[BoJack's voice] Dear Diane, I'm sure you are dying to know
-I'm sorry about last night. -It's fine. Let's just watch the movie.
and merged it with Dow Chemical to create a new media venture called Spronk!
Welcome to the Whitewhale family. Everywhere you are, that's where we'll be.
-Look, Diane, I gotta-- -And the thing about
-[phone buzzes] -From New York Times, I'm Michael Barbaro.
[Diane] The series is called "Crooshin' USA."
Also, am I crazy or have I gotten really good at writing letters?
I got you on speaker. Diane's eating the best sandwich of her life.
I'm not waiting for anything.
What if he sees me go out? Is the coast clear?
Microchips-- Oh, my God, you're looking at me like I'm crazy.
I should make another grilled cheese sandwich
No, the mayor didn't target that neighborhood,
And then she starts crying.
until they had no choice but to sell to him, too!
-[gasps] -How'd you get started in sex trafficking?
-[Guy mumbles] Let me see. -Did you hear
You could be so happy in your warm winter coat."
Like "murdered" murdered him?
Really, Diane?
And you're not worried it's going to get out that you killed an employee?
in a work-related accident?
-on their way out. -[sputters]
-I'm very flattered. -Anyway, meet the gang.
But I also don't know why it's so obvious that you go back to LA.
No. You're glowing.
-That's terrible! -Not for me! I'm gonna be rich!
So croosh.
I should march right back down to that front desk and tell them--
Yayy!! Toys Galore