Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That counts as winning the lottery.
Craps! Roulette.
She’s got ears like a fruit bat
That's impossible. No, it isn't.
Jean-Ralphio called me and told me
Oh, boy. Okay. Wow!
That is interesting.
This one will get me arrested
What should we do tonight? I don't know.
Hey- Hey-
Socket wrench sounds pretty good, actually.
Go skydiving. Outrun a hippo.
Oh, and could you put aside 10 tickets to that ice cream thing?
Keep your pants on. What?
What would you do if the world was really gonna end?
If you're one of our designated drivers,
Good. Wait!
Fly first class on a plane
But if it's okay with you, I'm not going to stay.
Shauna Malwae-Tweep thinks you're cute. What?
Yeah, good to see you, too.
by the late Lou Presotovich.
when I was doing research for my book,
We have a Spring Spectacular free ice cream giveaway.
Also, light refreshments will be served.
Just hold up this butter knife to my throat
Anything you grab is yours to keep. Hit it.
Gosh, I'm as disappointed as you are, Herb.
or a socket wrench.
It's just, you know, still kind of weird, right?
The entire planet...
Bucket list didn’t say, "Make a pretty awesome grilled cheese sandwich."
That was a tragic day. LIVESTRONG. Mmm.
It's pretty awesome.