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I tell you what. You play whatever you want.
I mean, those are really nice pants. I really like your pants.
Ready?
That's super disappointing.
The Zorpies are ridiculous.
Zorp Shmorp. Doomsday Prediction Falls Flat
Every few years, the remaining members
Would have been a disaster. I don't want to go to that party.
You ready? I'm ready.
Juice is so chilled!
So I'll steal my dad's car.
Ugh.
Ann Perkins, you "zinged" me!
Then I'd go see my ex-wives.
She smiles, and then they fall in love, and then they get married,
Organize It.
I just handed it to you.
I'm not just saying that.
Say the line.
What religion am I?
Sure.
All the scholarly work that I did on these texts indicated
Oh, crap. I didn't bring any music. No.
And it wasn't until just now that I realized
I say we invest our 10 large,
Well, looks like we're kind of forced to hang out with each other.
As you wish, ma'am.
Let's do something weird. Come on. It could be the last night on Earth.
One day, he had an interesting idea.
I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed by it,
We also hired 10 huge, scary bouncers with ear pieces.
Bran and nuts are very helpful for your colon.
when Zorp the Surveyor arrives and burns
So just because I can't go out with him, someone else can?
But I might head over to that End of the World party.
involving the Reasonableists.
Okay. Cool. Thanks.
Flutes are $80 apiece, and recorders are $150.
I know that move. They're going to have sex in five minutes.
But I think the most likely explanation is