Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Geez, Jay, this place has got more knobs than a hardware store.

i hate fucking niggers fuck fuck fuck abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz fucking fuck

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Now it's your turn

Not to mention the unspoken racism.

And the people from Boston are so obnoxious.

(SIGHS) Your father never could resist an "olé."

for a surely illegal touchdown.

- take your mind off your problems? - And what's with Aerosmith?

This regional bowling with its one extra roll

I know you're in a hurry to go to the bar to watch football,

(GASPS EXCITEDLY)

All those awesome Southies in The Departed, (CHUCKLES) those are my people.

Why can't everyone just enjoy things they like?

Isn't Mayor Quimby from somewhere around here?

- The what? - The cart!

They keep coming. Bobblehead Steven Wright,

(HORNS HONKING)

- and ... me next to ... me you me and? - done me?

I can support my hometown team without putting on a hat.

People are so fit here.

Not just any parade.

You're the one who's jealous.

Use your noggin. Play smart.

My future is at stake.