HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Ugh. I gotta get ahold of myself.
For life.
It's Stanford.
Do I wear this?
but turned it down.
Well, what's it been? 17 years?
Well, I do.
Going out with a guy who actually means something to you, huh?
Well, I have my ways.
It has been a long time since I saw a 9 a.m. ass grab.
I think you're gonna be fine.
Yes.
but if I'm really being honest, completely intentionally.
You need to stop punishing yourself.
♪ Undefined ♪
[both laugh]
Um, well, it turns out that Majid's awesome.
{\an8}[knocking on door]
Congrats on Soledad.
That's what makes it so hot.
This is the new world order, ladies, and I like it.
one I honestly...
Of course you do.
Majid.
♪ The very thought ♪
She'll be here tomorrow.
I have to take it slow.
♪ You know, you know I can't believe... ♪
Usually, you have to put in three dates
This is--
Welcome home, Daddy.
but you haven't spent the night there in weeks. Where have you been?
Huh?
and expect me to drop everything again.
But I'm already behind,
Okay. Cooper.
[woman on PA] And we're out. Back in three with the weather.
♪ Chain smoking like No, it ain't right... ♪
and you said no.
- This is what I want. - It's not all you want.
I met someone.
I had to--
Maybe I could get your insurance information just in case?
[theme music playing]
- Majid. - It's Persian.
I'm just done.
is who to spend your life with.
by mother-loving Soledad O'Brien?
let alone I'm acting as your divorce attorney.
- Did I? That was smart. - Mm.
Are you okay?