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...that can't have been the only time that you faced mortal danger.
Well, you know, I really like this girl.
it was a fearless cat burglar.
Kudos on a job... done
They had a cancellation, and they instantly called me.
Is that what this is all about? I bounce a check and you sold a Cadillac?
Man, that Emily is wearing me out.
Now this Jacksonville big college thing—
So effective immediately, Ms. Benes will return to her old position...
...done.
It's low-rent. We feel that Florida is really the place where they should be.
You're saying I stand to inherit $300,000?
That's it. We're going back to Queens. Where's my hat?
-How much do you want for it? -The Kelley Blue Book value: $22,000.
-Where's Jerry? -Oh, he'll be here.
So you understand how my Peterman stock options are gonna work?
She had problems.
Yeah, you had some good observations, but it's over.
Now this Bloomingdale’s thing:
The Minute Man
She's sticking it to me that she makes more money.
We had a buyer, and we couldn't get a free flight until now.
Now, this Jacksonville big college thing—
-What? -You were completely right.
Kudos on a job… done.
These old guys are up at 5am By 2:30 they’re wiped.
What do you mean? They're spending all my money.
Don't forget: We're eating at the Fidermans' tomorrow.
Your father eat bacon and eggs every day?
You know, after I have sex with Emily, I don't want her in the bed anymore.
Well, you’re not exactly zeroing in yourself r/seinfeld.
That was the Golden Nugget...
My stories are what sell these clothes.
kudos, mARIO on a job... dONE.
SWEET LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE
Besides, I think I lost my pen too.
And you misinterpret this how?
-Well, do you? -Oh, yeah. Like strawberry pie.
Now, this Carnosus band:
I’m basking in the buffer zone!
That's your mother's new car.
-Excuse me? -Bet they have more money than mine.
kudos, MARIO, on a job... done.