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You wanna try someone else, no hard feelings.
I just can't get over how alike they are.
Our mother didn't die when we were born !
Or you don't get no spending cash
crying
I can't--
No one ever said being good was easy.
Now look, Beetroot...
Take a look over there. See that man ?
Get the hell out of here before I call security.
Cash, lots of cash.
- How is it ? - Yeah, it's clear. Throw me over.
But he died at birth.
and as such, he's ineligible for aid.
I don't want to get married and it's not that I wanna...
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, crying
Which one's first ?
They have compassion.
- Close it. - Close it ?
- Happy birthday, Vince. - God.
but it had nothing to do with chess or poetry.
All right. Oh, God.
- without resorting to violence. - Yeah.
- lsn't that right, Marnie ? - Who, Vincent ?
Through the lips, over the gums, look out--
You’re a very stupid person.
Sorry l'm late.
Time's up, Vincent.
Tonight is my night, bro
take out the papers and the trash or you don't get no spending cash
Brother to brother my brother
Since you and l first met, uh...
No. No, you idiot.
First we visited our birthplace...
Money talks, bullshit walks
- Oh, yes, it does. Good night. - Where are you going ?
Happy birthday. Watch your head.
The secret to take-out eggplant parmesan is extra cheese.
The corporation's in a transitionaI period right now.
- We're gonna be late for work. - I need my horoscope.
Cookies ?
You moved too soon!
- We were right. - lt is her.
that his brother, Vincent, was in some kind of trouble...
Where you guys going, out to Hawaii ?
[ Vincent ] Where the hell is it ?
They won't be happy until they turn this into a golf course.
The brake pedal.
But you do not tell Julius what's in that trunk.
But instead of just one perfect kid...
Handicapped, my ass !
[ Silence ]
- Vincent, is this true ? We all go together ? - Yeah.
- a case of simple loan delinquency. - We don't like being shot.
Twins united outside and in
The magic just never ends
You named your cat Julian ?
we can fill the missing part of hers.
Fummmmm. Fummmmm.
Julius...
Oh, my goodness !
You don't have a handicapped sticker in your windshield.
Here's your money. Here's your money.
Did you know they had beer in Ancient Egypt ?
when money talks, bullshit walks!
- Yeah, loose ! - Oh, I like that.
You're a virgin !
you have no respect for rules
You better have our money tomorrow morning, or else.
How did you know ?
- Ah ! - Excuse me.
Al, save me !
Look who decided to chime in !
There's no trust in the world any more.
Never saw you in my dreams
mentally and spiritually advanced human being.
Okay, here you go.
Either bed will be fine.
You're twins.
Nobody to love you, to trust you, to encourage you.
When I felt like a zero
Yeah, right. Woo-hoo !
Maybe we should try to open it ourselves.
lt's all from books. UntiI tonight, l've never had a beer.
not until this very moment...
- Good morning, Agnes. - Vince ?
For the first time in my life, I'm pissed off !
Oh, can I ride in front with Vincent ?
Takin' back this furniture, man.
Why didn't you ?
Yes, l'll put you down.
Yeah, third rule.
This is a big surprise.
- The third rule. - What's the third rule ?
You know each other ?
- No, we don't have to see this man in New Mexico. - Yes, we do !
Oh, lay off the beer, Julius.
So what difference does it make who I am ?
Tonight is your night, bro
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't believe it.
Or else what, you blimp ?
l'm sorry. I didn't know.
you'd make him a cake and he'd love it...
You gonna kill us, even though we gave you the money ?