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Police are currently investigating the cause of the accident. Back to you, Jim.
And you save them. You save them!
It's not my fault if you're not living up to your end.
I think what we gotta do is find one sick guy, and do a story about a new pandemic.
You want the show to be a hit or what?
And if I can't get into any of the clubs, then how the hell am I supposed to get famous?
[mumbling nonsense] *heavy sigh*
Hey, Dennis, want one? Maybe not tonight, ladies.
The shit's always going down in Chinatown, boys!
No, come on, dude. Shh. That's not such a...
You're not famous yet. You're just some stupid, drunk chick who slept in her own puke.
Then I eat breakfast. I like to have fruit.
Really? We'll come back tonight. Come on. Ride's leaving.
Oh, my God! See what's happening here? We're getting a yelling...
Ah, no, no, no. But, Dennis, look. "Plutonium smuggled into Syria. "
Come on. Whoa! Where have you guys been? You look like shit.
That's the same fish they just passed to each other. Like bird flu, fish flu.
And what is your name? Dennis Reynolds.
All right, here it is. You go into the building. You go into the building.
We need a more exciting truth. We do. Yeah.
How much more tape? I just don't want it to jiggle around.
I don't think anybody's really gonna give a shit about a nobody saving a bunch of kittens.
Hey. You look gorgeous.
Here's what we do. We recreate your heroic moment.
Goddamn, I'm bored!
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