Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Well, why don't you take my picture now?

Yes. Just like the old days. Let's go out there. Let's make some news.

Here, take this. What is this?

What's the time? Diaper Time! What's the time? Diaper Time!

Do you not find this sad and embarrassing for them? Those people are pieces of shit.

Is there any kind of thought roaming around in that thick, shit skull of yours?

A pandemic! Bird flu! Bird flu!

I didn't have much more duct tape. So I figured, stick with the flashlight while we got it.

Who will save them? Move, dude!

Yes! I feel like well stories are played out.

I did point the camera at it. But you know what? I did not put a tape in here.

Oh, come on. Don't be a loser. Yeah!

Okay. We're gonna go down to the power plant...

And I am pissed because I loved that shoe. You dirt.

Don't you guys get tired of doing nothin' except sitting around drinking?

I was at the club all night

But she messes up every time!

Are you becoming a club kid now?

Well, it's... Okay? Come on, dude.

Put the cats on that. And then at the end of it, a chopping mechanism.

I think I'd like to avoid the nip slips and up skirts. I see where you're going with this.

Oh! Okay! That's a compliment.

You'll look like the shit. All right. Let's just make some news, please.

People don't care about that shit. They want glitz and glamour, celebrities.

She throws up all the time. Oh, my God. I just got done.

No! Charlie, are you gonna set the building on fire?

Cut! Cut that! What are you cutting for? That was just starting to get good.