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Yeah. Sticking your Foot in a pan of Scalding hot water
Only one of the heads Could move.
I'm due for a raise Around here.
Or the little bar tabs All our friends are Always running up,
Hey, and diddly and a half On weekends
I'm long gone By then.
Oh, woody, you didn't Fall for that, did you?
Would you mind Taking the cruise?
Kind of deserves A round of drinks On the house.
Hey, hey, listen.
I've been at cheers For quite a while now.
Woody, watch the bar.
My career.
We've all Been waiting for.
Then you just toss It in the dryer
Don't you think you Ought to give me A little thank you?
Hey. What the hell Kind of place is this?
I hope she loves you Very much.
Now's the moment
Well, congratulations, Carla. You know, i'd say--
Woody, aren't you Finished numbering those Ping-pong balls yet?
Put her in a good mood.
Turned out pretty well, Don't you?
What a rip-off.
It's my anniversary gift To lilith.
No. A little raise Is not gonna kill me,
Yep.
What? Oh, what?
It's just that My annual civil service Raise came in today.
Serving free drinks To calm this angry crowd?
* Sometimes You wanna go *
Who's the manager here, And why aren't they
Sure. I'll talk to you.
Let her talk.
You think miss howe Would give me a raise If i asked her?
Wonderful other First prize.
Listen, listen. We've got To think of some way
But cheers means About as much to me
Yes, it certainly is.
Aw, gee. Really, sam?
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