Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am licensed to carry a gun, if that will help.
For every good woman, there's a dirty little wolf ready to lead her astray!
I didn't mean that to sound so harsh. I meant...
I can't believe it! Stars Hollow has taken its first steps toward being cool.
- A tiny thing? - A thinglet, if you will.
he'll be crabby, I'll be adorable, he'll forget everything...
- Why, your legs don't bend? - No, they bend.
- When we get there, will we get in? - Of course.
Go on. You have three more 'whats' ahead of you.
Because I am rock 'n' roll, baby!
What will we do for entertainment around here?
I didn't want you to worry.
- 'cause you won't get any food here, loser. - That'll be quite a sign.
I should be asking you that question. Come here! Let me see that arm.
The child has a cast on her arm! How could you be so irresponsible?
but she helped me procure my new office.
- Luke? - Yeah?
My wrist hurts and I'm grumpy.
Love what's going on with your shoes, by the way.
That burger may be a disgusting burger, but it considers me its equal.
Okay, fine. Just answer me this.
If the situation was reversed, Dean wouldn't let Jess drive his car.
Hearty bread, meat, cheese, little pickle chips, a sauce!
No. Your father's had other secretaries.
Yes, he is. I got into an accident, and you guys had a fight.
Was it bad? I'm sure it was bad, but how bad is bad?
That boy is a walking natural disaster. They should name a tornado after him!
- She'll think it's Christmas. - Done.
I just had this image of 35 businessmen, six servers, one point man...
- Damn it! - Richard? Are you all right?
There are, like, 100 of them.
That's right, you make coffee, so you need a coffee maker.
Not when Emily Gilmore is throwing a party.
Grabbed a pencil, shoved it down the cast to scratch.
And I got it at the bookstore. Paid full price.
- What's his job? - He's a consultant.
Just long enough to get five or six withering stares from my dad...
Lorelai, the Gilmore Group is a fledgling enterprise.
Why does everyone in this town think that it is all Jess' fault?
Maybe it hasn't sunk in. Maybe he'll be mad tomorrow.
I just made a total idiot of myself so I want to go home.
So, have you heard from him?
Lundquist is his company's rep for Russia as well.
So you're lucky. Just focus on that.
I will come to your office. We'll get you unpacked and settled.
I can do other things, also, like... Hey, do you know Korean?
Rory, everyone here loves you.
- It was nothing. - Really?
- How will you do this? - I don't know.
Everyone is. The whole town is. Taylor, Babette, Dean.
who would be absolutely perfect for the job.
- Oh, boy. - I need real food. Peasant food!
I know exactly what you meant to say. I got the message.
Look what I found under your copper-ball- glued-to-the-wood thing.
it was Powell who made the jokes that Dorothy Parker got credit for.
Yes. He works hard, he needed a break, he took it.
and I reduced the catering staff to six servers, not counting the point man.