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- A carpenter? - No.
and if you can fire that spit wad after our long relationship,
I don't want any "iddlies," "diddlies,"
To peer pressure.
Can we talk about something fun?
♪ Your looks are laughable. ♪
So glad I have a friend I’m really sick of my brother
Just leave everything to me.
♪ With my heart ♪
A dingus.
Todd I had you all wrong You’re a wonderful kid and I’m happy to call my pal
Oh, Lord, give me a sign you're still with me.
All right, I'll apologize, too.
Eh?
- Water walker? - No.
and you didn't even walk outside.
You may have to give me blood from time to time.
- Play the violin. - I am just a waiter, sir.
This Saturday? Is she crazy?
I'm starting to think this wheel doesn't go anywhere.
We came to say we're sorry,
xdfg sdfs
Okay, stop right there. A good one, what?
I'm Starting To Think This Wheel Doesn't Go Anywhere.
But I got squat.
Time to put Baby in the corner.
Oh. Sweetie, I-I think you'd better see who it is.
The Leftorium is no-morium.
in the evening, and in my dreams,
Homer!
To beef up team spirit, I thought I'd form
losing my second wife, losing four jobs,
a little prayer circle at lunch.