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Hey.
Well, you've screwed me again, Jurkatis.
I can't believe Elaine's never taken you here.
Really?
Yeah, but we reversed positions, so there was no funny business.
I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date.
- Really? Paul O'Neill would do that? - For you, he would.
Jerry!
No, you see, Don Mattingly signed this envelope.
That's ridiculous. I'm not a home-run hitter.
It's okay. Okay. Quiet!
- Twenty-five percent. - Twenty-five percent?
They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application...
So have you talked to Holly?
...Grandma Mema would take us to a matinee and dinner here.
Oh, don't worry, I'll be there. And I'll be packing an artery.
Yeah, that was in Mema's study.
It’s a full bag of lemons stuffed with vod
They just don't like me. It's a long story.
You can't see, you can't talk.
- There you are. - Hey.
I was using them to spit out the mutton.
And no cabs were stopping.
She bought it on her trip to Europe in 1926.
I bet she took them just to spite me.
...Bucky Dent, Billy Martin...
- No. - He's been coming in later and later.
Anything lighter? How do you prepare the chicken?
Salmon burger & sweet potato fries? What are you turning into?
Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit.
Yes, sir.
I was not winking, you idiot.
- You what? - Yeah, you know, a couple of dingers.
That is so funny. Did you just make that up?
You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, How do I walk?
Not loss ratable
It's a lot more hard work. A lot more responsibility. Long, long hours. Not much more money But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve.
Two and one to Paul O'Neil.
Yeah, like I’m gonna risk my job in private equity…
- You're way off. - Way off?
Grandma Mema's napkins. Two are missing.
Bobby, it's hard to hit two home runs in one game, even for Paul O'Neill.
It's a lot more hard work. A lot more responsibility. Long, long hours. Not much more money But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve.
George, as painful as it is, I've had to let a few people go over the years.
...Bob Lemon, Billy Martin...