Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on Jakey. A Trashman loss is just as good!
She's probably having a laugh about it right now.
Then he sent it to room 318...
Hello.
No problem here.
Yeah, when you live alone, your dogs are all you have.
- Well, Babe Ruth did it. - He did not.
You wanna go out with my cousin Holly. You've never met her.
God forbid I should borrow one from Holly.
How I fell when I read another story about how our political leaders refuse to help solve our crisis.
- I had no idea. - Right there. You just did it again.
That's not a home run.
Oh, the dogs did that, but it wasn't their fault.
- Reversed positions? - Yeah, you know, head-to-toe.
Well, two is better than one.
So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
Hey, you. Hey, you. Hi.
SAN ANTONIO SPURS
No, he's late again.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
...that it was more than just a massage.
The wake-up guy asked you out?
Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh?
Well, you screwed me again, Niraj
Thank you.
Every morning, when you wake up, it's like you're born all over again.
He can do it, Mr. Kramer.
After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run.
- You squirted me. - Oh, sorry.
Well, maybe not technically, but-
Aight it's cool
See, I disagree. I would rather date the blind.