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I think I'd rather go on a deaf date than a blind date.
Here you are. Hey, boys.
Well, you screwed me again Gardner.
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Can I borrow your jacket?
I take full responsibility for the card not being here, I-
You don't eat meat?
One more to go.
Thanks for mutton.
- The Yanks lead 1-nothing. - Oh, yeah!
Well, Stubs sold it to some guy whose kid is in the hospital.
Do you have that Yankee envelope?
Yeah, look, you don't know me.
It might have belonged to Grandma Mema.
- Birthday card? - Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card.
Could he hit two home runs?
Really?
You always stuff meat in your pockets?
You know, I think I'll just have a salad.
Shut up, you stupid little mutt!
Just a squirrel.
Just a salad.
Veach can do it, Mr. Kramer.
This is some fine mutton.
...Gene Michael, Buck Showalter-
Not much more money.
So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
I don't know. A blind date?
I was almost mauled because of that mutton.
Yeah, like I'm gonna risk my job with the New York Yankees...
...would probably be a little messy around the house.
- Now, Morgan, did you ever sign it? - No, sir. George never gave it to me.