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So those ruins were--They were the Lost City of D, yes.
"He's nervous because he really likes her."
Who would have thought?
Uh, I'm a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.
You should see this guy meditate.
not going into super creepy caves.
We're gonna dig a hole, throw our voices.
You're too heavy. You're gonna flip this thing like a cruise ship.
but don't worry, I'm keeping Loretta's socials super active.
I'm Not In It Not In Still Not In
That's your seat belt.
if you don't stop being such a snowflake! Get over here!
"King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest in the well
I-- I don't know how to say how much it means to me
♪ Well, I read an old quotation In a book just yesterday♪
Why is it warm here? Wait, are you peeing?
The most beautiful beach in the world.
♪ Not a side or a main I'm the only one he entertain♪
Get it.Just pick it and fling it.
She's on break. Enjoy the flight!
What? I don't think you actually hear the things you say sometimes.
Just sit down.Right here?
APB....on an SUV,
Butt to butt.Hands out and butt to butt.
So good to see you, man.
And I'll catch it because you said it.
This is like your book.
You could give it to someone as a gift.
We just wanted him to stop. But I think the other guy could've moved, really.
♪ I can tell you got Big, big energy♪
Of course. Of course, yes. Can do.
So, what does come next?
What was that?
Uh, Loretta Sage. Yeah.
All thanks to your brute strength, Dash,
I'm Not In It Not In Still Not In
That was my-- That was my line.Here.
Get me out of the chair.I can't. We don't have time.
Ha-ha!
So, yes.
I couldn't help but overhear you say that you like steak.
So it would be, "Kalaman and his treasure..."
-Don't disturb them. -She will be wearing the headdress.
Where'd you go?
They won't shoot me. It's my brain that's valuable.
Those people are still going to eat the cake.
So it's not Fairfax's fragment of an ancient parchment?
has, you know, named the book after me.
that I'm probably too tired to drink.
Hey, hey, no!
No. That's someone who finds, uh, intellect
The Well of Endless Tears is a place.
Oh, man.
♪ The debts you make You have to pay"♪
You know she's trying to kill me?
Did you say "Loretta"?Yeah.
Hey, what's up?
Everybody eats cake.
Okay, call for-- call for help.
I'm not helping any more handsome strangers. Fool me once. Mm-mmm.
You mean the dead guy?
"Warmed by the fragrant fire..."
Excuse me, sir. I need to get to my next connecting flight.
It's not great.
Okay. Thank you so much.
She was dead, but we found her. She wasn't gone.
I said don't make it creepy, guys.
And I'm really looking forward to seeing this last chapter.
Listen, can you please help with Nana?
Loretta, it's this way.No, I think it's this way.
like you're gonna fall in love like I'm not here.
um, you know, neither one of us becoming who we'd hoped we would be.
I can't. I'm so sorry. I can't.
You gotta tell him I was wrestling an anaconda with a sword or something.
I never could've written a Dash like you.
It was originally just gonna be me, then I was like, Trainer should come.
Alan whispered..."
You're so afraid of life hurting you again that you've stopped living.
I also meant my back. Right there, yeah.Okay.
Why do they go for the butt so much?
Oh, my!
and it feels easier to live in your bathtub,
Well... we could--
Your grandma sang you songs about getting sucked off by an island?
Yeah.Okay, do you see us?
-No time? There's been so much chitchat.
Gloria Steinem?Whatever. Her too. You know what? Fine.
I know some, um, quotes that could be good for this moment.
Be careful.Okay, we need to call--
It's the very first time I've ever seen you totally unafraid.
Same.
-Go to sleep, asshole.
Go give the people what they want.
Sorry. Just... Taha's femur is poking me.
laid to rest in the well of endless tears.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
the best selling franchise.In Romance.
And he is responsible for their perishment.
is kick my feet back
and her adventures were coming to an end.
♪ And go across the tracks♪
Spoiler alert.
Okay, this might be a little bit cold.
not to judge a book by its cover.
to hold his Crown of Fire.
Okay.
Oh, my gosh.
It is a staph infection. I knew it.
-Kegel it! -What do you think a Kegel is?
Me again.
is a highly trained combat specialist,
Loretta Sage?
-How do I move in this? -Don't touch it.
-What's that? -He's the hero in all of her books.
This is over. Nobody else has to die.
but, like, I said some really mean stuff to her, and I regret it,
Oh, your plucky warrior hangs in tranquil solitude.
I made it!
I need you to stay in the car.Yeah.