Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
"Must go out today."
Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes...
[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]
If you dump a fire alarm, don't use a blanket that says:
You know, I'm looking, and I don't think anyone's home here.
- Hey, Ross. - What?
Bit of a puzzle.
And try to avoid that weird brownish-red stuff in the middle.
Because it's flattering!
...and you fell asleep.
Or maybe you'd see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch.
Please tell me this is just one of your jokes that I don't get. Heh, heh.
I don't know. Tell you what, let's flip to see who does it.
[ROSS GRUNTS]
Anyway, you know what? The point is, Tag, start looking...