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Her friends suck.
Let me help you.
-So you did it, huh? -I did. She's a doctor.
Little sorry that you pledged eternal love and devotion?
Don't you fucking dare. Okay? I thought you were cool.
-And she actually said yes? -She will. She's hooked.
Sexy.
Armored and ready for battle.
You know, I could use a little more snakebite for my lips.
Well, at least we still have that in common.
I was thinking about how you owe me an "I love you"...
Well, in that case, I love you.
You had some day yesterday.
She wanted you feeling relaxed and well.
-Who else got shot? -Nobody got shot.
When Quinn tied me up, I chafed.
Today. I held up my end. Just do it.
Congratulations.
Is that--? Are you wearing my deodorant?
You're the worst actor ever.
Have a seat, sinners.
Oh, Christ. Of course. Fucking Dean.
OD'd on what?
She is pregnant, isn't she?
I had a little too much to drink last night.
You're gloating.
You smell like a man.
You should go feed the baby.
One of them had a really nice ass.
I hear everyone is dying for John Mayer's syphilis.