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Dorothy, get me my rosary.
God knows why. Tomorrow I'm cleaning the closets.
I wouldn't want to be cremated. I hate heat.
Are you kidding? After what we ate, we'd have to walk to Canada.
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
what makes you think we can? We could get out there and get stuck.
Of course. That's where I keep them.
Well, not a thousand, but a lot,
We have men in Minnesota.
There's lots of trees down and accidents because of the storm,
The only doctor I ever liked was Dr. Clyde, our vet. He was wonderful.
I'll call the paramedics and tell them not to come.
Listen, I'm sorry if I scared you.
There should just be a certain age
"Thank you for being a friend"
- Give me one of those. - Hide this stuff!
and... 'cause I'm happy that, you know, I'm your favorite.
where you have to turn your life in, like a library book.
Listen, Sophia. What about men? Are there lots of men in heaven?
And if you threw a party
'Course, it will be just my luck. I'll eat, I'll gain 40 pounds, and live to be 90.