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She could have put my eye out.
I mean, I had helped deliver Bessie the cow,
Charlie made me dress him when he had his heart attack,
If she dies, I'll be an orphan.
- How about if I make coffee? - Great. Good idea. Thanks, Blanche.
I thought I was dying.
Listen, it's gonna be awhile.
Boy, what a relief.
Pray.
It's scary, and it pushes you right up to the head of the line.
What mirror do you use?
- We love you, Sophia. - We sure do.
before the paramedics got there.
- Did you see God and Jesus? - They were busy.
You know, I'll probably see your father in heaven.
Here she is.
Girls, come here a minute.
But she didn't have a heart attack, you're absolutely sure?
My mother died of old age and my father fell off a donkey,
I mean, why starve myself to the point of thinness
Thank you for letting me live here. It was some treat.
I don't know. A little of this, a little of that.
You know, you told me that I'm your favorite.
I've got a portable EKG machine in the car. I'll double-check,
I'm gonna get the EKG machine. I'll be right back.