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♪ The face of the American Dream ♪
I'll teach him.
- Just don't pay any attention to him.
- You sound like James Bond.
- We win again.
That woman is a distraction.
you locked everything like that.
Are you shitting me right now?
and watch Jerry Orbach with that hot ham in my house?
- God, you're handsome.
Snap out of it!
[suspenseful music]
- Fine.
he's probably gonna have a receding hairline.
[clears throat]
- You freak, I don't know why
I thought we could at least talk about this like humans.
♪
- Nice to see you too.
- We don't run away. - Mm!
[romantic music playing on radio]
- You didn't tear her heart out.
- Since when have you have a job in Patience?
Your act doesn't fool me, alien.
- My son Max told me you're an alien.
I just...need...sleep.
- Divorce. That's rough. I hear ya.
Looks like Sam chose the wrong town to die in.
which was...interesting.
You can't wear that.
♪ I hear you every day
- Yet sometimes, I want to be far away.
- ♪ If you're going home one evening ♪
Go ahead, Max.
- Real women don't run away.
- I know you don't believe me about the alien.
Nice knowing you, "friend."
- There's a dead body out there somewhere,
Going into the office now is like
- Hmm. This should be something.
No!
♪
I forgive you because you are a sick little boy.
- Humans lie.
We ain't got no smoke. Hell, we ain't even got a gun.
♪ A very strange, enchanted boy ♪
- Previously on "Resident Alien"...
- Do I look dead to you, Harry?
- I'm scared too.
- I'm feeling attacked. I am snowflaking.
Look, I don't care what trouble you're in.
- Oh, no. Not yet, anyway.
You always make me out to be the psycho.
[suspenseful music]
- You won't be able to.
It's bad enough they're already tethered
- I know blunt guys. - Mm.
♪ Put her in a boarding school ♪
And looking at your skull...
[suspenseful music]
- Actually, I scraped the ice.
I had to break in to Dr. Vanderspeigle's house
- Hurtful. - Max.
- And there's an asshole in the living room.
- All right, thank you, ma'am. - Okay.
We're gonna be together forever.
Uh ...think it's just your ego.
just sign the papers!
- Let go!
and the best person in the world.
[Sahar coughs]
$10,000.
Dr. Vanderspeigle? It--
- What?!