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I-I worked for him.
it's anyone's race among the Rick candidates.
Whaa...
[ Chainsaw whirring ]
Just Dragons fucking Cars
I wish anything about this life would change
One dance for $10, two for $25.
that makes everybody sad and a little bored.
And the chemical it makes his brain secrete
so we're too busy fighting each other
It doesn't matter.
If I had to fear anything,
I think we can all agree on one thing...
[ Screams ]
No, thank you... And bad math.
not a chicken.
Listen up, [Bleep] nuts.
to a black teenager here.
you're outnumbered.
A GA, A SL, Or god damned Shane Kim It doesn’t matter
[ Portal opens ] Oh, for [Bleep] sake.
For when work gets a bit boring
I think you know that's not true. Geez.
But our assembly line is justice.
And, yes, I see the irony.
Solve that one real quick.
that the greatest thing he'd ever create
Sam Elliot: We captured that moment...
Ah, Bubbala!
The Citadel's problem isn't homeless Mortys
Which starts with walking the [Bleep] out of here.
[ Gunshot ]
A speech about politics...
Announcer Rick: Citadel Morning News.
Man, I'm glad I'm not one of them!
But... I violated at least a dozen departmental codes.
♪
Ha! Ha! I sure didn't, sir!
Supervisor Rick: [ Whistles ]
So you are top of the class in something.
Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel's a lie,
while we go on a fun, fresh,
You're pitching the policeman's ball to a black teenager here.
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I guess we won't be seeing each other after this, huh?