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[ As Morty, poorly ] Aw, geez. Aw, man.
Hey morty is a winerr on monster hunter world
[ Groans ] Not so big now, are ya?
You wanna know why? Because of this.
[ Crowd saying "Morty! Morty! Morty!" ] Yes.
What is it your kind's always saying...
how would you solve the Citadel's financial crisis?
to the Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund.
Must be nice
I didn't hear anything?
and you just gotta love him for that.
[ All yelping ] Farmer Rick: Hey!
because it can always be worse.
.
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Whoa! Morty Cop: The election's got these yellow shirts
What are your demands?
You could take more time
Come home to the unique flavor
I say appreciate the life you have,
If you do, I'll talk.
more riled up than a picture-day Jessica.
It's... Yes, it's uranium.
The division I see
built on lies, and some other shit.
Everything I learned at the academy was... Doesn't matter.
pretty God damn important in there.
so report me. nobody gives a f-
We captured that taste,
Mortys are human!
so you can eat for free while you come of age!
[ Grunts ]
Uh, yeah, I think we actually have
the number of displaced Mortys is soaring
[ Clears throat ] Meanwhile, in election news,
Rick Dispatch: Robbery at Fifth and [belches] Avenue.
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Rick Reporter: Having taken aim at the system,
because they're threatened by what makes us unique.