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[ Sirens wailing ]

Get the fuck off the post, you rickless fucking animals!

Anything's possible, Tall Morty.

It doesnt matter who is at a seat A rick, Amorty , a god damn jerry.

Specs: Did we miss graduation?

Look, I'm just saying, it makes me a little sad

The Morty party candidate's still in the race,

Now is the time for action.

Y... y'all don't have to worry about Cowboy Morty talkin'.

So report me. nobody gives a f-

an unexpected turn of events

of your own completion.

Almost as amusing as when your first Rick

The Cop Beargloves!!!

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First, education spending must get much higher...

Yeah, well, no Morty seems like a president.

and us as cops on his payroll.

No. Just four normal Mortys.

I don't know. Is it?

That [Bleep] guy. Tell me about it.

We were saying, "CEO" Steve Huffman,

None of those things are gonna happen, you know.

Put it in your blog

I wish anything about this life would change.

A Rick, a Morty, a god damn Jerry...

Uh... Three eyes? A tail? Maybe a buzz cut?

Same old story.

Why would you say something like that, Big Morty?

Hopefully they will be your last.

There's someone important I want you to meet.

[ Ricks cheering, chuckling ]

I'm gonna lose the election and stuff.

I can offer you

You don't pay me to have faith.

for most adorable.

Your life is a lie, man.