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Oh, fine! Whatever you want.
[eagle screeches]
Um... that guy!
And I have to give a big presentation at work today!
Uh... I don't know. Uh...
[groans]
Here. Smell this.
♪ Sounds like general anxiety ♪
Well, yes! I'm feeling jittery!
Wait. So, can I go?
-There hasn't even been a trial! -A trial? [laughs]
♪ Right now ♪
and this is my partner and adult daughter Sophie.
[Speckle imitating vacuum]
[snorts and squeals]
I'm not trained to handle this many items!
Those last 11 days and eight hours before my six-month dry spell were nasty!
Mm, Bertie, you're getting better and better at baking, I swear.
♪ For fame, to look jovious To, to... ♪
Hey, you spent a whole hour out of the house,
-How did you know that? -There's a billboard!
She connected two unrelated things!
♪ I'm losing my grip Yeah, it's panic season ♪
What? I had to wipe with something.
I didn't know my new position would require so much public speaking.
Luckily, I spotted an oddly inviting bush.
Work sucks! And that presentation sounds boring.
-[flies buzzing] -And these melons reek!
♪ Lady, it's not our fault That you're clearly insane ♪
Bertie, would you like to make your opening statement now?
I'm Ebony Black of the CSBC,
You mean for the third time today? Don't mind if I do.
I'm going to start working at a bakery a few days a week.
[flies buzzing]
But in the small scheme of things,