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For example, I called in sick to work today,
If I try to find medicine by myself, who knows what I'll come back with!
-[distorted] Smoothies. -[distorted] Juicing!
There's nothing standard about the killing of innocent creatures
who just wanna party.
Well, I think we can all agree that juice isn't food.
I wish Bertie could've seen this.
What? It's cleaner than most public restrooms.
Now, it's their turn to question you, and I'm sure she's gonna be tough,
♪ I feel my uncontrollable fear Makes it impossible to stay here ♪
-[laughing] -Was it Bruce?
We're just going to do a routine extermination,
They're teenagers, Bertie.
-[chuckles] Yeah, right. -No, really. Check it.
-[jurors gasp] -Ah!
We like your shoes.
It's easy! Just do what they do on Judge Sparrow.
Pests in my nest! Cooties in my culottes!
-[chanting] Sex bugs! -Woo!
-Feel better! See you tomorrow! -[beeps]
♪ Mental health is as important As brushing your teeth ♪
Look, I know you've been under a lot of pressure
Yup! But we just found out he punched the car first.
The walls here are super thin. [grunts]
Our Wootus meetings can help with that.
Wait a minute! Explain.
But you know sex bugs can lay dormant
Mom! You can just introduce me as Sophie.
I didn't get them from sex.
Beat it, Bruce!
Like a Tuca ten or a real ten minutes?
♪ Look at these dang assholes Making fun of my pain ♪
Yeah, these are really good!