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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen. You have to come with me to the store.
Loo
I didn't spend an hour in hair and makeup to get my feathers ruffled!
Ms. Toucan, where was this aforementioned bush?
We never do!
I'm cheating on my wife!
Let me just plug this in right here. [grunts]
-[woman] Juice! -[man] Smoothies!
This never happens!
[gasps] It must be true!
-[screams] -[chanting] Sex bugs! Sex bugs!
-You're the bad boy of architecture! -Woo-hoo!
-I get to cross-examine! -Objection!
-Bleh! Too formal. -What?
and then we'll have you fine folks on your way.
-Like this one time-- -Oh, no. It's my boss!
(SLO-MO) Smoothies (SLO-MO) Juice
I really wanted to exterminate those bugs.
-But I already have a full-time job! -An apprenticeship, then?
That reminds me.
You know, I also have a really stressful day ahead at my job,
You know I haven't had sex in six months.
-Oh, no! I made a bee hole! -Huh?
Huh, wait a second.
It's only a matter of time.
-[knocking on wall] -[both gasp]
-[jurors gasp] -No!
Hmm, extra strength, so...
There it is!
It's a show about a bird who plays hooky from work.
That's it!
-Smoothies are juice! -Excuse me, could I just...
I have...
I took a little mosey around this store's bathroom,
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