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-Eep! -[snorting]
Oh, dear.
No!
I got something important I gotta do!
Stop! What did we say about buggy-back riding?
-Oh, no, thanks. -Just take a flier!
♪ I'd rather be dead ♪
♪ We're sexy-ass bugs ♪
Ooh, that looks real bad.
♪ I'm losing my shit right now ♪
-What? -They're trouser crickets, Bertie!
Well, what if a snake crawls in my mouth, lays eggs,
-That was a test, and you failed. -[screams]
And now ladies and gentlemen at this time, we ask that you please rise if you're able and remove all caps, and join us, as we honor America and those who protect her both home and abroad, with the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.
-The ones that I had to co-sign on? -Mom!
[cymbals crashing]
Lean? [scoffs]
-You said we'd be done in ten minutes! -The walk here doesn't count.
I love y'all!
[bell jingles]
[sighs]
Medicine math!
Are you serious, sir? You don't discipline your child.
-[tires screech] -Hold it right there!
Bertie, look at these sex bugs. They're just trying to have a good time.
He knows I'm not sick! He knows you have sex bugs!
They always have fun rando trivia printed on the labels.
This is a standard procedure.
-Uh, what? -Ma'am, are these your sex bugs?
[electronic voice sings] ♪ Little bird, put your pants on ♪
Maybe you'll think about that before you go shucking a whole field of corn
The problem isn't our smelly melons, it's you.
What's taking Tuca so long?
♪ Uh, there are too many fears to name ♪
-[phone clicking] -Huh? What's going on? Oh, right.
and guess what I found.
We wouldn't dream of it. You're a team leader now.
♪ She's losing her grip But we don't give a shit ♪
-[screams] -I'm back! Did I miss anything?
grovel-grovel, guilty, innocent, blah-blah.
Not to mention the company videographer, several foreign investors,
-Fuck you! -Ow! [screams]