Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Connie's working with stoners on snacks.

Obviously, son.

Uh, if I was still talking about anything at all, which I'm not.

I'm still in shock.

This movie made me feel so much better about getting dumped.

- Is that from Independence Day? - Yes.

she's struggling.

Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation.

"Don't say "neighbor" so many times. You sound like Mr. Rogers.

I did it to embarrass Timmy and my dad.

Now I remember. Yes!

which, again, seems weird because you've got 15 years on me,

Don't tell my you, but if this store has any chance at surviving,

Speaking of, I wanna give a little speech from the heart

I repeated middle school. Middle school. You were there.

Oh, well, well, well.

But it was your idea, so thank you.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. Percy only had a few tweaks.

Calm down, dorks.

Anyway, we're having a drink tonight.

at the Grand Mill Shopping Center,

- Zing. - Their algorithm keeps recommending

Maybe our greatest strength is we force people to get off their asses

I can't be associated with some lame-ass potluck. Okay?

For five minutes. I'm just saying.

but my man, Carlos, over there did the rest.

Remember when that goth kid got his hand stuck in the return slot?

as opposed to being forced to take a job I am way overqualified for

This sounds like a four alarm snooze fest.

[Eliza] And you'll give one of your speeches.

because I caught my husband Aaron

- But if we foc... - Timmy!

- I make Lady Danbury's tea. - Ooh.

- The end. - Look, if you want my advice,

our "support local small businesses" message is getting slightly obscured?

Or a seamstress, but only for American Girl dolls.

Turn your bug into a feature.

♪ Of my pride ♪

All good suggestions, gang, but I got this.