Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for a dazzling salute to the troops!
Luckily, I got you on the gorilla,
How about you give our viewers a tour of the last Blockbuster on the planet?
Stupid. A block party?
No, I like it. I just thought it would be better.
Wow. I guess congrats are in order.
since Amanda left me for a chef from Manchester
- That's not what happened. - Allegedly.
'cause you're my boy. I got you.
is because you have a thing for her?
You've never been in a relationship
This town is not the land of milk and honey,
- My point is the Internet sucks. - I would love to disagree,
Under the Tuscan Sun?
Percy!
If I were refereeing a game of National Parks Monopoly,
if I don't work in a video store?
- He did? - I didn't know about that.
So many great breakup films.
They paid half our rent.
Divorce is traumatizing.
[crowd shouting]
What? I'm hella grown up.
and get you half off on the foam machine and DJ booth
And action.
- I'll wait in the car, goose. - Okay.
Oh. Did everybody hear that? My daughter called me "Dad"
and you have to be Scrooge McDuck to afford the chocolate one.
Oh, are we on TV? Listen, this dude is a genius.
I know what I'm talking about. I majored in marketing.