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since Amanda left me for a chef from Manchester
You've never been in a relationship
Luckily, I got you on the gorilla,
is because you have a thing for her?
'cause you're my boy. I got you.
- My point is the Internet sucks. - I would love to disagree,
- I'll wait in the car, goose. - Okay.
What? I'm hella grown up.
How about you give our viewers a tour of the last Blockbuster on the planet?
Wow. I guess congrats are in order.
No, I like it. I just thought it would be better.
Divorce is traumatizing.
Under the Tuscan Sun?
[crowd shouting]
Percy!
So many great breakup films.
Stupid. A block party?
and get you half off on the foam machine and DJ booth
Oh. Did everybody hear that? My daughter called me "Dad"
This town is not the land of milk and honey,
They paid half our rent.
If I were refereeing a game of National Parks Monopoly,
if I don't work in a video store?
Oh, are we on TV? Listen, this dude is a genius.
- He did? - I didn't know about that.
for a dazzling salute to the troops!
and you have to be Scrooge McDuck to afford the chocolate one.
And action.
I know what I'm talking about. I majored in marketing.
- That's not what happened. - Allegedly.